Limerick Ode To 10th Amendment Hypocrisy
I’m constantly running into Tenth Amendment states’ rights hypocrisy, most often concerning abortion rights and same sex marriage. Texas Governor Rick Perry is but the latest example: He’s now calling...
View ArticleEagle Scout Perry’s Bald Wingnut Pander (Limerick)
Texas Governor Rick Perry, whose reputation hasn’t recovered from his presidential campaign debacle, is trying to bolster his right-wing cred with an attack on gays. Perry, an Eagle Scout, “said...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To “Awesome” Rick Perry
Although Texas Governor Rick Perry hasn’t announced yet, it’s pretty clear that he’s planning to run for the GOP presidential nomination. Now I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to some...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Ted Cruz
Open Limerick To Ted Cruz By Madeleine Begun Kane My muse and I thank you, Ted Cruz. We’re enthused by your news. No more blues! I’m infused with elation. You’re bruising our nation, But your run means...
View ArticleI’m (Dance) Floored By Perry’s Nomination (Limerick)
I’ve finally figured out what qualifies former Texas governor Rick Perry to be Energy Sec: He’s an energetic dancer. Anyone who believes Perry is qualified to lead the Department of Energy, probably...
View ArticlePete Sessions’ Bad Session (Limerick)
Texas Republican Pete Sessions doesn’t seem all that good at handling a crowd of angry constituents. At a rowdy town hall, he responded with this gem: I know why you’re so frustrated: You don’t know...
View ArticleLimericks & Sundry Humor (July and August 2017)
I’ve gathered into a single batch loads of limericks and other (mostly Trump-related) humor I wrote during the summer of 2017, while recovering from wrist surgery: ***** I suspect there’s a hole in...
View ArticleTrump-Tweet Billboard Trolls Ted’s Campaign (Limerick)
Headline: “Activists to remind Texas about Trump’s ‘Lyin’ Ted’ Cruz tweets with mobile billboard” The Donald’s campaigning for Cruz. I’m amused (aren’t you?) by this news: A huge sign filled with...
View ArticleAnti-Reg Libertarian Types Liberate Texans from Heat (Limerick)
Folks are freezing in Texas, alas, Despite plenty of fuel — oil and gas. Why’d their pow’r grid collapse? Anti-reg types played craps; Now their citizens suffer en masse.
View ArticleCallous Cruz (Limerick)
Did the frigid Ted Cruz flee his state For a resort? (Cancún!) Yes, damn straight! Let someone else master The Texas disaster! Why should Ted freeze his ass or his pate?
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